It’s a classic, a joke that everyone knows and most people love. It’s one of those joke categories that produces more cringing and moaning than it produces laughs, but you need a few moan-worthy jokes every now and then. There’s just something so eggciting about them. Ahem…
These Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road jokes are a mixture of the cool and the cruel, the laugh-out-loud and the lame. If you like these then you should also check our Clean Joke Pictures, which will cause just as much of a divide.
He says… while showing a picture of a duck. Our section on funny animal jokes hinted that our researchers may be a little confused when it comes to spotting animals, but ducks and chickens? That’s a whole ‘nother league.
Seen as the Romans invented the road, I suppose they were also the first ones to cross them and to let chickens cross them. If that’s the case, then they could be the ones responsible for jokes about chickens crossing the road.
Now we know who to blame. They may have given us sewer systems, advanced military strategy and a host of medical advancements, but this was one step too far. Those Romans have a lot to answer for.
Ah, it’s one of those not-joke jokes. Just what we needed, because these jokes weren’t funny enough when they were actually funny, now we have to start making them not funny.
A variation, I like it. But chickens shouldn’t be allowed into basketball arenas, unless it’s [insert joke about terrible team on account of the fact that I know nothing about basketball].
So I suppose he came back again as well. That would make more sense. That filthy, cheating chicken.
Anyone? Answers on a postcard please. You can send to:
P.O. Box: Someone Sack The Joke Guy.
The whoosing sound is not just the sound of this joke going over my head, but also of my head repeatedly slamming into my desk in shame.
Very true. He’s not a guy to be messed with. After all, Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect4 in only 3 moves.
Ouch. Touché, Mr Joke Man.
Nothing says “light humur” like the suggestion of illegal and brutal torture.