Children’s jokes require a sensitive touch. There are no tasteless and crude jokes here, which is a shame, because those are the kind of jokes that I do the best. Still, a joke is a joke is a joke. Shakespeare said that. Probably. Who cares, this page is for kids, no one is going to correct me.
So, let’s get rolling with some kid friendly jokes. These children’s jokes were created with young ones in mind and are as inoffensive and tame as they come.
I shouldn’t laugh at this one, but I can’t help it. Seriously, I still laugh when people say Call of Duty. I’m British, Scottish actually, and many people around me pronounce the “t” in “duty” as God and/or Dickens intended. But Americans don’t and that’s one of the reasons I love you guys so much.
That and your fried chicken.
The last time I had a cold I blew some nasty stuff into a few million tissues and I can tell you, at one time I thought a few of those were going to get up and dance. In the end though, they just scared my cat and made my wife hate me a little less.
I suppose that’s what you get for leaving snot saturated tissues on the floor when your partner has a habit of walking around the house bare footed.
What did the 1 say to the 2? I co– no wait, that’s too dirty. I know, what did the 8 say to the 88? You’re a — no, that’s too dirty too.
I give up. If you need me I’ll be in the dirty jokes section doing what I do best.
True story: I only ever make appointments for the dentist at 2:30 so I can make that joke. I hate going to the dentist and want to make sure they look forward to it with as much dread as I do.
I call him Uncle Pete, and I often kick him hard until he wakes up and goes home.