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Dirty Jokes

These dirty jokes may be a little too close to the knuckle for some of you, so I have to warn you in advance, if you don’t have a sense of humor, leave! If you do, and you’re not worried about some dirty language or descriptions, then read on. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you, because I clearly did.

Dirty Jokes

I love a good dirty joke. I am not a big fan of puns and as far as I am concerned, if a joke doesn’t make you hate yourself for laughing, then it’s not a joke. For me, this list of dirty jokes is heaven, I just hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

If it’s not your thing, take a detour for Clean Jokes instead. If it is, then make sure you check with our Jokes About Rednecks after you have finished here.

#1

Funny Dirty Jokes

It’s also a very busy year. Also, if those condoms are sitting in a pile, as the joke seems to suggest, then it’s a very dirty year as well. What kind of self-respecting woman is climbing into bed with a man who has his own pile of used condoms in the cupboard and can tell you exactly how many he has?

#2

Funny Dirty Joke

You have got to feel sorry for the woman on the receiving end of that annual tradition. I mean, we all love Christmas, but Mrs. Claus is just praying for New Years and hoping she doesn’t retain fluids.

#3

Free Dirty Jokes

#4

Dirty Jokes Picture

#5

Best Dirty Jokes

Ah now come on, that’s not factual, we also have bones and muscle.

#6

Very Funny Dirty Joke

#7

Short Dirty Jokes

This joke is for all you musicians out there, because if you know nothing about music and chords then you’re just going to think this is a random and rather disturbing joke. In fact, despite wielding a guitar, the guy in the picture looks like he is confused by the joke as well.

#8

Long Dirty Jokes

Very big nuts. Like Santa’s.

#9

LOL Dirty Jokes

#10

Hilarious Dirty Jokes