These dirty jokes may be a little too close to the knuckle for some of you, so I have to warn you in advance, if you don’t have a sense of humor, leave! If you do, and you’re not worried about some dirty language or descriptions, then read on. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you, because I clearly did.
I love a good dirty joke. I am not a big fan of puns and as far as I am concerned, if a joke doesn’t make you hate yourself for laughing, then it’s not a joke. For me, this list of dirty jokes is heaven, I just hope you enjoy it as much as I do.
It’s also a very busy year. Also, if those condoms are sitting in a pile, as the joke seems to suggest, then it’s a very dirty year as well. What kind of self-respecting woman is climbing into bed with a man who has his own pile of used condoms in the cupboard and can tell you exactly how many he has?
You have got to feel sorry for the woman on the receiving end of that annual tradition. I mean, we all love Christmas, but Mrs. Claus is just praying for New Years and hoping she doesn’t retain fluids.
Ah now come on, that’s not factual, we also have bones and muscle.
This joke is for all you musicians out there, because if you know nothing about music and chords then you’re just going to think this is a random and rather disturbing joke. In fact, despite wielding a guitar, the guy in the picture looks like he is confused by the joke as well.
Very big nuts. Like Santa’s.