Here he have it, the masterpiece, the subject on which all jokes should be based: Fart Jokes. Bow down before me and smell my greatness because this is the one joke category that we can all appreciate, assuming the “all” are men and boys with the intellectual age of a 13 year old.
I don’t know about you, but that’s me to a tee.
These fart jokes are some of our best, created with kids and adults alike. Whatever you call them and however you feel about them, you’ll surely love this page. And if not, the you’re in the wrong place.
This ones seems a little dated, but I’m going to leave it because it applies to many Republicans, including Donald Trump. You can also switch the roles around, with the Democrats blaming the Republicans for everything. Le’s be honest, that’s all that politics is.
We have a side, but we’re not interested in expressing our allegiances here, we’ll just say that all politicians are crooked and that all governments are the same. That pretty much covers everything you need to know.
Brilliant. Geeky through and through, and it also contains a fart. What more can you possibly ask for?
Not really a joke as something that we’ve all probably experience at some point or another in our lives. I kept the local plumbers in business at my last place of work.
Another geeky fart joke that we have to commend.
Why leave the room? The method of coughing loudly at the same time has never failed me. I have perfected it and even have the machine-gun cough nailed down to cover those farts that sound like someone rolling around in bubblewrap.
Dogs are funny creatures, but it’s true, they have a special look of disgust for everyone who can fart with a great intensity.