Everyone loves a good knock knock joke, it’s just a shame that not many good ones exist. We’ve all heard the classics, we’ve all groaned and cringed in equal measures and we’ve all tried a few ourselves.
If, after all of that, you’re not sick to the bone of this format, then take a look at these funny knock knock jokes. We compiled the best of the best and we asked our resident joke-loving writer to comment on them.
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
It’s me! How you doing?
Hmm. Maybe I’m not as good at this as I thought. Luckily for you, they only asked me to comment on these jokes, not to write them. Although I have a feeling they may be regretting that soon.
#1
I’m usually asleep when opportunity knocks. The sound wakes me up, I drag myself out of bed and rush downstairs, but by the time I get there it’s gone.
I blame the alarm clock, and the fact that I haven’t got one.
#2
I must admit, it took me awhile to get this one. It wasn’t worth the wait or the headache.
#3
And there’s me thinking that it couldn’t get any worse. Never underestimate the power of bad humor. If you’re already tired of this, take a look at our jokes about rednecks instead.
#4
#5
I’m noticing a pattern here and I’m not liking it.
#6
Wasn’t it wool? Why would you ask a sheep for candy?
#7
Perplexed, to say the least.
#8
Oh my god. Can we stop this now? I don’t think I can take it anymore.
#9
I could have been an accountant you know. I decided to be a writer because I thought it would be boring staring at numbers and doing calculations all day.
What I wouldn’t give for a calculator and a tax return right now…
#10
For what? And why is the tank talking? I just don’t get it. But I now remember why I hate knock knock jokes so much. Puns are the lowest form of humor, but they look high-brow next to knock knock jokes.