Everyone loves a good knock knock joke, it’s just a shame that not many good ones exist. We’ve all heard the classics, we’ve all groaned and cringed in equal measures and we’ve all tried a few ourselves.

If, after all of that, you’re not sick to the bone of this format, then take a look at these funny knock knock jokes. We compiled the best of the best and we asked our resident joke-loving writer to comment on them.

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

It’s me! How you doing?

Hmm. Maybe I’m not as good at this as I thought. Luckily for you, they only asked me to comment on these jokes, not to write them. Although I have a feeling they may be regretting that soon.

#1

I’m usually asleep when opportunity knocks. The sound wakes me up, I drag myself out of bed and rush downstairs, but by the time I get there it’s gone.

I blame the alarm clock, and the fact that I haven’t got one.

#2

I must admit, it took me awhile to get this one. It wasn’t worth the wait or the headache.

#3

And there’s me thinking that it couldn’t get any worse. Never underestimate the power of bad humor. If you’re already tired of this, take a look at our jokes about rednecks instead.

#4

#5

I’m noticing a pattern here and I’m not liking it.

#6

Wasn’t it wool? Why would you ask a sheep for candy?

#7

Perplexed, to say the least.

#8

Oh my god. Can we stop this now? I don’t think I can take it anymore.

#9

I could have been an accountant you know. I decided to be a writer because I thought it would be boring staring at numbers and doing calculations all day.

What I wouldn’t give for a calculator and a tax return right now…

#10

For what? And why is the tank talking? I just don’t get it. But I now remember why I hate knock knock jokes so much. Puns are the lowest form of humor, but they look high-brow next to knock knock jokes.