Everyone loves a good knock knock joke, it’s just a shame that not many good ones exist. We’ve all heard the classics, we’ve all groaned and cringed in equal measures and we’ve all tried a few ourselves.
If, after all of that, you’re not sick to the bone of this format, then take a look at these funny knock knock jokes. We compiled the best of the best and we asked our resident joke-loving writer to comment on them.
Knock Knock Jokes
It’s me! How you doing?
Hmm. Maybe I’m not as good at this as I thought. Luckily for you, they only asked me to comment on these jokes, not to write them. Although I have a feeling they may be regretting that soon.
I’m usually asleep when opportunity knocks. The sound wakes me up, I drag myself out of bed and rush downstairs, but by the time I get there it’s gone.
I blame the alarm clock, and the fact that I haven’t got one.
I must admit, it took me awhile to get this one. It wasn’t worth the wait or the headache.
And there’s me thinking that it couldn’t get any worse. Never underestimate the power of bad humor. If you’re already tired of this, take a look at our jokes about rednecks instead.
I’m noticing a pattern here and I’m not liking it.
Wasn’t it wool? Why would you ask a sheep for candy?
Perplexed, to say the least.
Oh my god. Can we stop this now? I don’t think I can take it anymore.
I could have been an accountant you know. I decided to be a writer because I thought it would be boring staring at numbers and doing calculations all day.
What I wouldn’t give for a calculator and a tax return right now…
For what? And why is the tank talking? I just don’t get it. But I now remember why I hate knock knock jokes so much. Puns are the lowest form of humor, but they look high-brow next to knock knock jokes.