Let’s write some jokes for our Indian readers, they said. It’ll be a great idea, they said. And you, you can do the commentary. Yes, great idea, except I don’t speak anything but English and even then I’m barely at an intermediary level with that — I speak in grunts and slang.
Sill, they asked for it and because I’m an idiot, I agreed. So, here we go, some Indian jokes for our readers from this great subcontinent. And if you would prefer a little change, be sure to check with our Bengali Jokes section instead. I’ll probably be asked to commentate on that one as well. They never learn.
It looks hilarious, so I’m guessing that you’re probably laughing your Indian socks off right now. I just wish I could join in, but learning a second language is hard. I’m assuming you know that, because you clearly speak English as well. Or at least, I hope you do. Otherwise I’m just speaking to myself right now.
Horror movies are hilarious too. If you don’t believe me, just watch BrainDead. The scene with the lawnmower will have you in stitches. Just make sure you don’t eat beforehand. Also, I just learned that Peter Jackson directed BrainDead. That’s my fact of the day.
Sorry for waffling on, but I’m being paid by the word.
For all I know, this could be a random assortment of letters that makes no sense at all. In fact, if you don’t speak English, then for all you know this could be the same thing.
I’m guessing by “madam” that the guy writing the joke is either very polite, or she runs a brothel. Speaking of which, we have a section for Dating Jokes that were much easier for me to write.
I just hope this isn’t an offensive religious joke. Not because it would be rude, but because it would be in the wrong category.
There are a lot of colors in India. Makes a change from the orange of the US and the grey/green of England.