Microsoft were once a dominant force in the world of computing and to a large extent, they still are. But they no longer have a vise-like grip on this industry and there have been a few laughable failures on the way, all of which ensure there are plenty of Microsoft jokes worth repeating over and over again until your Microsoft loving friends throw a tantrum.

So, without any further ado, let’s take a look at these funny one-liners about Microsoft and the man in charge, Bill Gates.

Microsoft Jokes

Okay, so I lied. There is some more further ado. No reason other than because want to direct you to some of our other technology related content, and because I’m being paid by the word.

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#1

As someone who grew up in the age of Microsoft-dominated PCs, I can attest to this. Sure, they did a lot of things right and there were some great times. But there were just as many terrible ones and as many failures. You haven’t understood true frustration on a computer unless you have been forced to use a dial-up modem on Internet Explorer or until you’ve experienced the chaos that was Windows Vista.

#2

I suppose it’s inevitable that we’re going to see some Apple related jokes here as well. Keep your eyes peeled.

#3

I love a good pun. This, however, is not a good pun.

#4

This is what I call multitasking in general. I can’t do more than one thing at once without breaking, dropping or somehow messing everything up.

#5

#6

VW have found themselves the butt of many jokes recently thanks to the chaos that was the emissions scandal. If there is one thing that us humans do well it’s find the humor in someone else’s unprecedented levels of misery.

#7

It’s always done, it just rarely stays done. I can’t count how many times I’ve lost documents, images and God-knows what else because of Windows crashes and viruses, and not just because I’m really bad at maths.

#8

This actually happen to me all of the time. Are you trying to tell me that this is not normal?