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Religious Jokes

It’s not for me to mock religion. I mean, I don’t really agree with it, but everyone is entitled to believe what they want to believe. I don’t have an issue with you believing that there is some all-seeing all-hearing magic man in the sky that created everything and then systematically began destroying it out of spite, and you don’t (or shouldn’t) have an issue with the fact that I believe you’re insane.

It’s tolerance, is what it is, and I consider myself to be a very tolerant person. Just make sure you keep your crazy on that side of the fence please.

Anyway, enough of that, here are some jokes about religion to try and lighten the mood and make you forget that I just offended you. Or, potentially, and perhaps more likely, some religious jokes that will make you hate me more and lead you to asking this site to fire me.

Religious Jokes

#1

Funny Religious Jokes

And who said spirituality jokes and religious jokes needed to be offensive? This one is about a simple mistake that everyone can make. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve tried to get the Dalai Lama on the phone and have ended up with a large mammal instead.

#2

Funny Religious Joke

I think this joke passed me by. Maybe it’s because I’m tired. Maybe it’s because I failed science. Maybe it’s a little from column A, a little from column B, and a lot of that skunk I smoked earlier.

#3

Free Religious Jokes

More inspirational than funny. Also, a word of advice: never love your enemies, because then they’ll become friends and what’s the fun in having enemies that you like? That’s like having a wife that you don’t secretly want to beat at every little thing or a husband that you don’t secretly want to murder.

#4

Religious Jokes Picture

#5

Best Religious Jokes

#6

Very Funny Religious Joke

#7

Short Religious Jokes

Let’s hope the problems are under the hood and not in the trunk.

#8

Long Religious Jokes

#9

LOL Religious Jokes

#10

Hilarious Religious Jokes

This is definitely not the place for me. God knows what kind of horrible things they would do to me.