Samsung are an electronics company that found themselves the butt of many jokes a couple years ago when they released a phone that turned out to be an explosive that promptly set fire to people’s pants. And that’s a good thing, because it means we now have plenty of one-liners to draw upon for this Samsung jokes page.
So, let’s hand it over to our resident writer, who will spend his time mocking, laughing with and laughing at our poor researchers who compiled these one-liners about Samsung.
I’ll be honest with you, I don’t even know that currency that is, but it sounds like a lot. Also, I suspect that our researchers may not be from the US. I don’t know what it is, but there’s something I just can’t quite put my finger on.
How much do grenades retail for these days? Because that sounds like an expensive alternative. I can’t imagine this one getting past the corrections desk at Call of Duty head office.
That “accommodate” just didn’t quite fit did it? Shame, but I sense a lapse of judgement from our researchers. Also, I’m guessing the joke refers to the size of the jeans and the pockets, but it could just as easily refer to pants being made out of asbestos if the Galaxy 7 is anything to go by.
Not necessarily a joke. Samsung actually make some cool appliances, pun intended. And stop rolling your eyes, at least that pun was better than the joke.
Sounds legit. Although I do wonder just where Samsung jokes would be without the exploding phone that we all know and hate so much. They are just the guys who copy Apple and occasionally do a better job of it (please don’t lynch me, Apple fans). The exploding phone may have not won them any new fans or made any money, but at least it made their jokes more interesting.