These Thanksgiving jokes are good for any time of year, but then again, we would say that. After all, we didn’t create this page so you could ignore it for 364 days a year and merely give it a cursory glance when you’re looking for ways to entertain Uncle Pete around the dinner table.
So, give us some respect regardless of the time of year, but make sure you check-in on the big day itself.
Coincidentally, this is the same reason I no longer take my grandmother to church. You should hear the mouth on that woman. But strangely enough, she’ll be the first one to slap me upside the head if I so much as say “damn”. I can’t even count how many times she has threatened to wash my mouth out with soap. Or how many times she has actually gone through with it for that matter.
Yeah, who needs a big roast turkey, mashed potatoes, pumpkin pie and other delicious treats when you can have soup? I mean, soup? This is definitely a Thanksgiving joke, because you can’t be serious.
There is a dark undertone here. On a lighter note, this joke also works for Christmas. Just thought I’d mention that on account of the fact they pay me by the word.
It took me a few seconds to get this one, at which point I allowed myself a cheeky smile. By the way, if you like this sort of thing then checkout these other funny jokes about Rednecks.
True. You can’t dispute that. By the same logic, I suppose your backside smells the worst.
I would ask what sort of presents they give their fellow prisoners, but I think I already know.
Is there a way to virtually roll my eyes? If so, then just imagine that’s happening right now.
I was expecting a sexiest “wife joke” of some kind, so this is a nice detour. Just a shame it missed the humor.