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Thanksgiving Jokes

These Thanksgiving jokes are good for any time of year, but then again, we would say that. After all, we didn’t create this page so you could ignore it for 364 days a year and merely give it a cursory glance when you’re looking for ways to entertain Uncle Pete around the dinner table.

So, give us some respect regardless of the time of year, but make sure you check-in on the big day itself.

#1

Funny Thanksgiving Jokes

Coincidentally, this is the same reason I no longer take my grandmother to church. You should hear the mouth on that woman. But strangely enough, she’ll be the first one to slap me upside the head if I so much as say “damn”. I can’t even count how many times she has threatened to wash my mouth out with soap. Or how many times she has actually gone through with it for that matter.

#2

Funny Thanksgiving Joke

Yeah, who needs a big roast turkey, mashed potatoes, pumpkin pie and other delicious treats when you can have soup? I mean, soup? This is definitely a Thanksgiving joke, because you can’t be serious.

#3

Free Thanksgiving Jokes

There is a dark undertone here. On a lighter note, this joke also works for Christmas. Just thought I’d mention that on account of the fact they pay me by the word.

#4

Thanksgiving Jokes Picture

#5

Best Thanksgiving Jokes

It took me a few seconds to get this one, at which point I allowed myself a cheeky smile. By the way, if you like this sort of thing then checkout these other funny jokes about Rednecks.

#6

Very Funny Thanksgiving Joke

True. You can’t dispute that. By the same logic, I suppose your backside smells the worst.

#7

Short Thanksgiving Jokes

I would ask what sort of presents they give their fellow prisoners, but I think I already know.

#8

Long Thanksgiving Jokes

#9

LOL Thanksgiving Jokes

Is there a way to virtually roll my eyes? If so, then just imagine that’s happening right now.

#10

Hilarious Thanksgiving Jokes

I was expecting a sexiest “wife joke” of some kind, so this is a nice detour. Just a shame it missed the humor.